"HAM for the HOLIDAYS"
Tommy Turkey's Plea for Pork,
as heard on the DR. DEMENTO SHOW!
(All Songs Are Available to Perform +/or Record.)
Here are my SILLY HOLIDAY SONGS!
"HAM FOR THE HOLIDAYS!"
"HAM FOR THE HOLIDAYS!"
MEET TOMMY TURKEY
My name is Tommy. I’m a ten year old turkey trying
to educate humans about alternatives to their typical
holiday feast this Thanksgiving: ME! The focal point of my “Trouble With Turkey” awareness campaign is HAM: it’s juicier for roasting, turkey’s dry.
To help folks remember, I’ve written a theme song:
“Ham For The Holidays!”
It’s track #1 on the CD with my picture.
Please give this song, and this international issue
oppressing all turkeys, the attention it deserves by sharing it with the good people of your fair city. I'm proud to say that my TURKEY SONG is played annually alongside such MUSICAL HEROES as ADAM SANDLER'S "THE TURKEY SONG," WEIRD AL YANKOVIC & ARLO GUTHRIE'S "ALICE'S RESTAURANT." It’s a catchy little number I *know* they’re going to love!
I’ve also included some of my favorite
silly songs too!
Track #2, “I Tricked Nick,“ is modern day “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause..." except it's daughter doin' the kissin' to Santa's HOT young nephew, Nicki! Track #3 is "Fruitcake," which details how lonely it is to be the fruitcake on the Holiday buffet table, and it's sung by a real fruitcake! Track #4 is “If Farts Were Made Out of Superball Stuff,” like how much FUN that would be! Track #5, “Art,” tells the tale of a misunderstood snake who just wants to be friends. They’re all by Lynn JULIAN aka Cookie Cutter Girl, a songwriter helping me realize my vision of TURKEY FREE HOLIDAYS! (Secret Track #6 is “The Fart Song,” with SUPER COOL fart sounds! But ... I know how careful radio folks have to be about what they play. *wink*)
You can read about this GIRL POWER POP SUERHERO in dozens of publications, such as ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE! (See the PRESS KIT PAGE of this website for a comlete list) JULIAN also co-wrote the Cookie Cutter Girl comic book with Justine Fontes, "Queen of Liscenced Children's Books." (Disney, Peanuts, The Wiggles)
Lynn JULIAN aka Cookie Cutter Girl's latest
CD, "Cookie Cutter Girl," has her 'Girl Power Pop' on OVER 500 TV
& RADIO STATIONS. Please go to the "radio requests" page of
Julian's website for a full list. Her ELECTRONIC PRESS KIT is on the "Press
Kit" page of this website, which receives 20,000 HITS per day.
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For the Holidays!" CD
Holiday Hijinx by a Turkey,
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"Ham for the Holidays" "I Tricked Nic"
"Fruitcake" "Art" "If Farts Were Made Out of Superball Stuff"
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